1

Take a new film role out of its box and insert it into your camera.

2

Take the film box out of you puppy’s mouth and throw it into the bin.

3

Pull the puppy out of the bin and clean the coffee ground of his face

4

Select a suitable background for your picture

5

Mount your camera and get it ready

6

Search for your puppy and take the dirty sock out of his mouth

7

Place the puppy onto the prepared spot and go back to your camera

8

Forget about that spot and follow your puppy crawling on all fours

9

With one hand you reset your camera with the other hand you lure the puppy with a treat

10

Get a tissue and remove the nose prints from the objective

11

Put the newspaper back onto the table

12

Try to get your puppies attention by using a squeaky toy above your head

13

Jump up on time, grasp you puppy at his neck and tell him “NO”. You do THAT outside!

14

Call your partner to help you cleaning up

15

Mix yourself a double Martini

16

Sit down in a comfortable armchair and plan to train your puppy “sit” and “stay” first thing in the morning.